Welcome to Rocky's Last Fight.



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"I should have broke your thumbs!" (from The original "Rocky" )

"But I feel like a KENTUCKEY Fried IDIOT!!!" ( "Rocky II" )



Yo Adrian!! Its me....Rocky, y'know?


DUKE says:

"To beat this guy, you need SPEED----you don't have it.
And you have calcium deposits on most of your joints, so sparring is out of the question.

Paulie says: "I had that problem as well."
Rocky looks over to Paulie and nods in agreement

DUKE says: "What we'll be calling for, is BLIND FORCE TRAUMA [& develop] those muscles

which'll rattle his ancestors. Let's start building some HURTING BOMBS!!!"

Press Anouncer: "Rocky, the press has labled you a Balboasaurus. How do you feel about that?
Everyone except Rocky and Paulie laugh out loud
Paulie: Y'know it takes guts to step back in the ring, knowing that you're gonna take a heavy beating!"



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